i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Randomize
