These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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