shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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