i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
please don't ironically join a cult
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