Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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