last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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