You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
