When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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