hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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