I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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