I think I died a long time ago.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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