My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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