Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Randomize
