U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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