You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
my god I love twenty year old dicks
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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