Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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