i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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