Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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