you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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