pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
