Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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