What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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