doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
