I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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