like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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