My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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