if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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