i don't like sucking hair
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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