So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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