everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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