I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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