How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Randomize
