ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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