thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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