two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Randomize
