Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
