I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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