I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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