Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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