Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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