So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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