It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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