I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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