Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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