dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
now i know why i became what i already was.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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