Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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