Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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