its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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