I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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