no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Lo siento on account of my penis...
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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