return my video game
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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