so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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