honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Randomize