Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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