we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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