do herpes really smell.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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