she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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