Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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