I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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