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the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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